New Year’s Resolutions

1) Compete as much as possible.

2) Win at least one tournament.

3) Finish the year by going to Tokyo to fight in the All Japan BJJ comp as a blue belt, win that, and get my purple belt thusly.

4) Throw someone cleanly in Judo, sending them spinning through the air to slap on the mat like a giant human cowpat.

5) Armbar somebody’s shins off

6) Decapitate a stoat with an old shoe

7) Watch every episode of Seinfeld ever on my iPod touch

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