1) Compete as much as possible.
2) Win at least one tournament.
3) Finish the year by going to Tokyo to fight in the All Japan BJJ comp as a blue belt, win that, and get my purple belt thusly.
4) Throw someone cleanly in Judo, sending them spinning through the air to slap on the mat like a giant human cowpat.
5) Armbar somebody’s shins off
6) Decapitate a stoat with an old shoe
7) Watch every episode of Seinfeld ever on my iPod touch
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