UFC 84: Squiggly Worms

I’m going to do a writeup of the gut-bustingly spectacular UFC 84 just as soon as I get a chance to watch it again slowly and headbutt a quiche, which is usually what I do to get myself pumped.
Rest assured though, I will be pointing out the following things to you in hilarious fashion:
- Machida’s [...]

TUF Shit, series 7 episode 8.19b banana

TUF productions are pulling out all the stops with this season and have completely revamped the intro again.
Fade up from black to pink as a guitar wails hard. Some tinkly piano music can be heard as well as the sound of a tin of beans being slopped on an old bed. Suddenly “Livin’ on a [...]

What the fuck is up with UFC 85?!

Just read that Evans will be out of the event altogether. Surely this makes it the most botched card in history?
Shogun vs. Liddell was originally the main event. Then Shogun’s knee explodes so he is out.
Evans steps in to replace Shogun and face Chuck.
Then, Chuck pulls out due to his hamstring crumbling away and his [...]

One more thing from Fighters Only

Jeez, are we in the future or what?
Personally I’m waiting until the magazine can be directly downloaded into my eyeballs but if you can’t wait that long, Fighters Only is now available online with all kinds of Web 2.0 integrated goodness.

Perhaps best of all you can download an entire issue of the magazine (Issue 34 [...]

World MMA Awards

Headed up by Martial Farts commentator (important title, that) Hywel Teague, Fighters Only Magazine is pretty much the coolest MMA magazine I’ve ever read. And I’m not just saying that because they have published two of my articles.
They have organised something that every MMA fan should check out…
The World MMA Awards.
In their words:

Fighters Only announce [...]

The Ultimate Fighter Intro: Redux

With an unexpected afternoon off work and a new musical discovery (Dead Can Dance), I boshed together my own take on the TUF intro.
It is nothing special, I did no fancy editing, I just wanted to give it a different flavour. I tried to do it “Pride style” if you will, with the “epic, earth-shattering [...]

DREAM matches!

I’ve just cast my votes over at the DREAM website for who I think should fight next in the middle and lightweight GPS.
You can do the same!
Head here for the middleweight matchups, and here for the lightweights.
It’s really easy, the fighters’ names appear in the dropdown menu in the same order that they appear in [...]