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When can you deviate from the path?

I was in Hong Kong once, following some silly kung fu dream, and I went to an art gallery. There was an amazing painting of a horse by a Chinese artist. The painting made such an impression on me that I completely forgot the name of it and who painted it, but never mind. However, [...]

How to turn a ratty old pair of kung fu pants into fight shorts!

I might have a top-secret project coming up for Fighters Only magazine, and for it, I need my Shooto gear. I splashed out a while ago and bought some gloves, some grappling shorts, and a groin guard. So I went into my closet to dust off my nut-box, and couldn’t find my shorts anywhere. Fucking [...]

Jiu jitsu in daily life.

I’m not a big believer in “Martial arts makes you a better person”, a theory that many martial artists subscribe to.
Funnily enough, most of the people that espouse this idea are arsehole kung fu nerds who turn out to be two-faced wankers without the faintest idea of what respect and loyalty actually is.
Case in point: [...]

Real Strength!!

When I used to do wing chun, one thing I heard all the time was the sheer naughtiness of BRUTE STRENGTH.
THOU SHALT NOT BRUTE STRENGTH! Don’t bloot stlength! As the Japanese would say.
At the time, I thought it was pretty good advice, and I still do. It’s one of the lessons I am definitely [...]

Busy busy… but still time to think about BJJ

New posts and responses to questions will come soon.
Too much stuff going on at the moment to be able to focus on it just yet, so keep tight.
In the meantime, some random martial farts:
BJJ
note - I had to edit this because I basically said basically about 50 million times. lol.
I’m working on my [...]

More ninja nonsense.

From the steaming pile of faeces that is Ashida Kim’s forum.
Here’s the question:
i need help in how to beat someone in a fight whos bout 6′4 250 pounds and is faster and stronger then me he usually takes me to the ground or has a standup fight style i can usually dodge and parry [...]

Could these guys be the saviours of wing chun?

Wing Chun Fight Club
“This site is dedicated to Wing Chun Fighters. “Application is the only way to verify the truth” (Buddah, c 550 B. C.)”
Good on ya, boys!