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TUF Shit, series 7 episode 8.19b banana

TUF productions are pulling out all the stops with this season and have completely revamped the intro again.
Fade up from black to pink as a guitar wails hard. Some tinkly piano music can be heard as well as the sound of a tin of beans being slopped on an old bed. Suddenly “Livin’ on a [...]

TUF Shit… Series 7, episode 1,00,6,4999.1b

In a radical change of pace for the series, the show opens with a montage. First, the screen is black. Hard rock musics plays hard, most likely Aerosmith. A bald eagle smashes through the screen sending shards of glass into your eyes. The image explodes to reveal Dana White wearing a stars and stripes unitard [...]

Kalib Starnes Reveals the Truth

In an exclusive email from Kalib Starnes I was able to uncover the real reasons behind his bizarre performance against Nate “Rock Hammer” Quarry.
Dear Internet,
Hi! How have you been?
This is Kalib. Remember me? I’m the guy who spilt orange juice on your father’s incontinence pad at our last gathering thus drawing rather a lot of [...]

Martial Farts: Your No. 1 Source for YAMMA 2 Information

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TUF Shit – An Ultimate Fighter Blog

Episode 3!
The guys get to go in the house, which much to everyone’s relief looks basically identical to the last house. Heaven forbid any innovation or originality.
The teams are picked and some guy gets picked last. Personally I would have been all “Well, Luke Cummo got picked last and look at him now!” but the [...]

YAMMA 2 Superfight Announced

From Yamma Pit Fighting

The superfight for YAMMA 2 has been announced. If you thought the producers could not match the bone-crunching, sinew-snapping, ball-crushingly awesome clashes between The Russian Bear and the American Specimen Machine, or Pat “No need for a Nickname” Smith and Butterbean “Butterbean” Butterbean, you were wrong, asshole. Dead wrong. Because the masterminds [...]

TUF Shit – An Ultimate Fighter Blog

The Ultimate Fighter Season 7 Blogathon!

Episode 2.
This episode was great. There was a bunch of really shit fights.
The last fight was pretty good. One guy had a beard.
Then Dana White sent half the people home to no jobs, no cars and probably no girlfriends!
The one-minute preview for the season actually looked pretty good. There seems [...]